Ironic Energy Saver Pillows

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

The Environmentalist

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The New Normal

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

The Heating Oil Problem.

Electricity Bills

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Climate Crisis

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

The Finger.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'