Ironic Energy Saver Gifts

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

The Environmentalist

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The New Normal

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

A gap between the solar panels

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Electricity Bills

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Climate Crisis

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

The Finger.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...