Ironic Cleaner Gifts

'The only exercise I get with this is dusting it once a week.'

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

A vampire in a canoe.

Pest Control

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Fishing for Litter

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"We have raccoons."

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

'Well, don't look at me!'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

Chess cleaner

Where bee's wax really comes from.

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

Environmental disaster! Pardon? BP, the Gulf. It's madness. Think of the children! Wow, I can't believe what I'm hearing. You love big oil and hate environmentalists. But this spill has finally gotten to you. You're worried about the children? It's not just BP but all those polluters filling up the oceans with toxins. It's so selfish. If the oceans get stuffed with pollution now, where will generations to come dump their garbage? Oh, to think of our children's children having nowhere to put thei

'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'

Tattoo Repo Men

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Downcycling with Debbie

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

Seedy Beachgoer Man

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

Christmas Party Hoover

'Has it been washed?'

Vacuuming Space.