Ironic Cleaner T-Shirts

'The only exercise I get with this is dusting it once a week.'

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

A vampire in a canoe.

Pest Control

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Fishing for Litter

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"We have raccoons."

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

'Well, don't look at me!'

Where bee's wax really comes from.

Chess cleaner

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'

Tattoo Repo Men

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Downcycling with Debbie

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

Vacuuming Space.

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

'Has it been washed?'

Putting insist on clean underwear each morning, and a freshly ironed dog.

Nice try, dear, but emptying the trash on the computer doesn't count.

Christmas Party Hoover