Cosmic Cleaner T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase their cosmic cleaning obsession with witty, space-inspired designs—ideal for everyday wear or fun casual outings.

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'Well, don't look at me!'

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Vacuuming Space.

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'No, what you meant to say was. . . 'Thompson is out in the vacuum of space.''

'No, what you meant to say was. . . 'Thompson is out in the vacuum of space.'' mockup

'No, what you meant to say was. . . 'Thompson is out in the vacuum of space.''

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'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

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'The Swiss find something new to clean.'

'The Swiss find something new to clean.' mockup

'The Swiss find something new to clean.'

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Brushing cobwebs off the moon

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"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' " mockup

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

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Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly. mockup

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

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Environmental Conscience

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'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?' mockup

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

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While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia. mockup

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

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'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...' mockup

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

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Moon Souvenirs

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'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.' mockup

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

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Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed. mockup

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

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No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen. mockup

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

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"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum." mockup

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

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Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun mockup

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

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"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis." mockup

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

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LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower mockup

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

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"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover." mockup

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

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'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...' mockup

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

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"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars." mockup

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

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Skyscrapers.

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'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!' mockup

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

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God Catching Planets

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The cold vacuum of space...

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"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?" mockup

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

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'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.' mockup

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

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Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up mockup

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

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'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.' mockup

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

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'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.'

'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.' mockup

'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.'

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Offshore Outsourcing

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Give up Gardening, I should.

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'Oh great! All these years of hardship and now it looks like I'll have to MOW THE BLOODY LAWN again!'

'Oh great! All these years of hardship and now it looks like I'll have to MOW THE BLOODY LAWN again!' mockup

'Oh great! All these years of hardship and now it looks like I'll have to MOW THE BLOODY LAWN again!'

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Cosmic Cleaner T-Shirts Collection

Cosmic Cleaner Mugs

Explore our collection of space-themed mugs, perfect for cosmic cleaners who love a bit of whimsical humor with their morning coffee.

Cosmic Cleaner Pillows

Browse our playful pillows with space and cleaning themes—perfect for adding a cosmic touch to any room.

Cosmic Cleaner Prints

Discover vibrant art prints that celebrate the cosmos and cleaning humor—ideal for brightening up their space with creative flair.