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The cold vacuum of space...

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

Angel with speed camera.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"I'm your sun!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

'Well, don't look at me!'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

'God wants to see you.'