Cosmic Beauty Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"It could never work between us."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Mirror mirror...

'Botox...'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.