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"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

What price beauty?

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"It could never work between us."

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"More concealer?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Botox...'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Astronaut