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'Well.. Your nails are very rusty...'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

What price beauty?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Hair spray"

New Twenty Blades

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Crane fishing

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Botox...'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Mirror mirror...

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"More concealer?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"