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"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

Week three, things started to get ugly.

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

'...I think we can do something with that chin as well.'

Victoria's secret.

'I'd like lip enhancement, hair extensions and a boob job!'

'...If you can't make me skinny, please make all of my friends fatter than me...'

'She must have spent a fortune on achieving that unspoilt, natural look!'

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

'I'm sorry. I'm sure that you're very good, but I'd prefer a plastic surgeon who was a bit more handsome.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Medium well, please.'

'I'm afraid it's the big C...Cosmetic surgery.'

Week three, things started to get ugly.

"I've finally joined a gym but have decided to ease myself in - so I've booked a twice monthly pedicure."

'Perhaps, Ms Schnozzola, you might want a new name to go with your new nose.'

'...Then there's the sanding down, primer, filler, two undercoats...'

Nails, blusher, eyeliner, lipstick...

Tan salon customers get tan bed power from solar panels.

'Have you anything to counteract a fat middle-aged, careworn exterior?'

Can we have our silicone implant back?

"Rumour has it she has had another face lift!!"

"She's been an hour and it's only for an estimate."

"How the plastic surgery coming along?"

"How much for a complete refurbishment?"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

Face Facemask

"I know it's more practical Rapunzel, but I'm not so sure the perm really suits you."

"Stop drooling; they're plastic wood, for sure."

'Without surgery, you'll just have to accept jowls and a turkey neck as part of the aging process, Narcissus.'

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

Lipstick is invented

"Hair spray"

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."