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'Have you considered Botox?'

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."

'Too much botox, Mavis!'

"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."

'Too much botox, Mavix...'

Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.

How to make girls feel uglier so they buy more beauty products.

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

Electrolysis Center

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

Chicken pox, Detox, Botox

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

"I had my wings done"

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

Spot the face-lift.

Dalmation applies 'Age Spot Cream', while wrinkly dog applies 'Wrinkle Cream'.

'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'

Contains scenes that my be distubing to some viewers.

The perils of boob jobs.

Cosmetic surgery on TV screen - 'Quick! My breasts are on TV...'

'...I'm one os those wrinkled Shar Pei breeds, but I had Botox injections.'

Three women with plastic surgery.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

"Yes, Face Transplants are therotical posibility.. and NO you can't have Brad Pitt's."

Manure/Manicure.

"Honey, let's lay off the Botox for a while, shall we?"

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?" (Colour)

"I'm so hungry I could eat half a sandwich."

'My husband wants me to be a 'perfect ten', so I'm here for a pair of 'fives'.'

A pod of bleached whales,

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'