Beauty Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Have you considered Botox?'

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."

"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."

'Too much botox, Mavis!'

'Too much botox, Mavix...'

How to make girls feel uglier so they buy more beauty products.

Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

Electrolysis Center

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

Chicken pox, Detox, Botox

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

Contains scenes that my be distubing to some viewers.

Dalmation applies 'Age Spot Cream', while wrinkly dog applies 'Wrinkle Cream'.

Spot the face-lift.

'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'

"I had my wings done"

The perils of boob jobs.

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'

"I'm so hungry I could eat half a sandwich."

"Honey, let's lay off the Botox for a while, shall we?"

'...I'm one os those wrinkled Shar Pei breeds, but I had Botox injections.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'My husband wants me to be a 'perfect ten', so I'm here for a pair of 'fives'.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

"Which one of these things is the soap?" (Colour)

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

A pod of bleached whales,

"Yes, Face Transplants are therotical posibility.. and NO you can't have Brad Pitt's."

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

Three women with plastic surgery.