Beauty Salon Enthusiast T-Shirts

Tina's Nail Bar.

'What's the damage?' (husband in beauty salon)

The adoration of the gels.

Bad hair day!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

"Absolutely not!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

What price beauty?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Square Cut

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"