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Which one of these things is the soap?

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#7 Worm inside Ed's head wondering about beauty products

Hair spray for woman, Mr. Sheen for man.

"Oh! Now I get it!"

"The base is lava, from a volcano."

Lotion-bottle manufacturer's meeting

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Oil of U-Lay

Spray on Freckles.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

The Visit of the Jojoba Witnesses

'I stopped using that conditioner that adds more body and I still weigh the same.'

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'