Beauty Product Enthusiast Gifts

Which one of these things is the soap?

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#7 Worm inside Ed's head wondering about beauty products

Hair spray for woman, Mr. Sheen for man.

"Oh! Now I get it!"

"The base is lava, from a volcano."

Lotion-bottle manufacturer's meeting

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Oil of U-Lay

Spray on Freckles.

"Yes sir Mr Jagger looks like there's oooone left," - Angelina Jolie buys lip balm,

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

The Visit of the Jojoba Witnesses

'I stopped using that conditioner that adds more body and I still weigh the same.'

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

What price beauty?

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I don't like your application."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'