Skincare Enthusiast Gifts

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

"Because this job is dangerous enough without having to worry about dry, flaky skin."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'That new concealer works great!'

Anita Roddick

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"Take it from me...you've got to exfoliate."

'I'm living the cream.'

Dark Alley. Good for your complexion.

'This one really matches your... um...ah...complexion.'

"I used to be full of it, too, when I was your age..."

'What I wouldn't give for some good eczema medication!'

Sensitive Range: "Ooooh, you've hurt my feelings now...!"

"Oh, great! A big date tonight, and I break out in poppy seeds!"

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'I can cure your oily skin or you could sell the drilling rights.'

'My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturiser, and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet. At this rate I won't fit into my wedding gown.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Blemish, Zit, Mole and Pimple.

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

"Do you have anything for flaky skin. . . ?"

What?! It's not a new skin?! But darling, you look fabulous! So, what's your beauty tip? A new brand of moisturiser?

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

Face Mask Beauty

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

"The dermatologist finally cleared up my teenage acne. Now it's time to schedule a facelift."

"That wasn't flaky pastry - that was psoriasis."

The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.

'You know Jerry, I think you should try a stronger dandruff shampoo.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'At least it hides their acne!' (Hoodies)

'You're lucky! I suffer from oily skin.'

Judge looking at M'Lud Pack on shelf.

'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'