Skincare Enthusiast Gifts

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'That new concealer works great!'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"Take it from me...you've got to exfoliate."

'I'm living the cream.'

Dark Alley. Good for your complexion.

'What I wouldn't give for some good eczema medication!'

Sensitive Range: "Ooooh, you've hurt my feelings now...!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Oh, great! A big date tonight, and I break out in poppy seeds!"

Blemish, Zit, Mole and Pimple.

'My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturiser, and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet. At this rate I won't fit into my wedding gown.'

'I can cure your oily skin or you could sell the drilling rights.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'You're lucky! I suffer from oily skin.'

'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'

Judge looking at M'Lud Pack on shelf.

'At least it hides their acne!' (Hoodies)

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You know Jerry, I think you should try a stronger dandruff shampoo.'

The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

Thick Skin Lotion

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

"Body milk is rubbish! Not only does it taste awful in my coffee but I still have my wrinkles!"

Dr. Harris: Dermatologist - Rash Decisions Made Here Daily!

"It looks like your son has problem skin."

"No really, I'm a toad too! I found a great dermatologist who treated my warts..."

"Check it out! It's the latest advance in pimple cover-up technology! And it only costs $1.99!"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

What?! It's not a new skin?! But darling, you look fabulous! So, what's your beauty tip? A new brand of moisturiser?

"The dermatologist finally cleared up my teenage acne. Now it's time to schedule a facelift."

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

Face Mask Beauty