Skincare Enthusiasts Gifts

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

'Would you like to come in and contribute to my blackhead collection Gavin?'

Gullible prunes.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

New Twenty Blades

"Hair spray"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'