Skin Care Enthusiast Gifts

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"I've always dreamed of dating a dermatologist."

'You're the fairest of them all. That's why you have to use sunscreen.'

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'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Wow, her anti-aging cream really worked."

'Now, somewhere around here is where moles are created.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Sure your grandmother and I used drugs when we were your age, but they were all acne medications.'

"Oh she's in the garden...getting leathered."

Spot Check

"A pimple? Now?I My video conference is about to start."

"I'm way too old for this...."

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"Well, the tests definitely show your skin is too dry: Frankly, you're not slimy enough..."

Xerosis: Effects of a lifetime of photocopier abuse.

Acne, the scourge of the 17-year locust

'I'm always looking for inner symbolism, and you the dermatologist, are always looking for skin diseases.'

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

'I sympathize with your heartbreaking agony of psorasis, but I just can't cure it.'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Dermatology Clinic. We use the whack-a-mole system. (Published originally on Oct. 30, 2014.)

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'