Skin Care Lover Gifts

Baby enters Birthmark Removal from Maternity Ward.

"It's supposed to be good for the complexion."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

New Twenty Blades

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"