Skin Health Enthusiast Gifts

'He must be allergic to measles. He's come out in spots.'

A dermatologist swats a bug on a patient's back

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Too much concealer?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Desert Dermatologist

New Twenty Blades

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'You do Botox?'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."