Skin Science Enthusiast Gifts

'You created a new skin disease from scratch.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

'Mildred....is that you?'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'