Skin Enthusiasts Gifts

'I recommend SPF 30 and shade.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Desert Dermatologist

"Hair spray"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."