Skin Health Advocate Gifts

Eureka! Great medical news!: 'Remember the 'heartbreak of psoriasis? Those people today are happy, happy, happy!'

Desert Dermatologist

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Self-esteem room

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Breast Height Chart

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Covid and the Vaccines

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Vaccine

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Mom's Spa'