Skin Health Advocate Gifts

Eureka! Great medical news!: 'Remember the 'heartbreak of psoriasis? Those people today are happy, happy, happy!'

Desert Dermatologist

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Self-esteem room

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Breast Height Chart

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Covid and the Vaccines

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Vaccine

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy