Skin Care Advocate Gifts

No sunscreen. Please help.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Mildred....is that you?'

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'These facial wraps work great on dead skin.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .