Sunscreen Advocate Gifts

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Excuse me, young man, but you are not evolving ANYWHERE until you put on some sunscreen.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

'This is why you should always wear sunscreen and a halo.'

A statue on Easter Island with sunscreen.

"Take it form me. You might want to use some sunscreen."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The US election is over.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."