Sunscreen Advocate Pillows

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

'This is why you should always wear sunscreen and a halo.'

A statue on Easter Island with sunscreen.

"Take it form me. You might want to use some sunscreen."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

The US election is over.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.