Sunscreen Evangelist Pillows

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

The US election is over.

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

Sunburn Smilie

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Sunburn.

Emergency sunscreen.

Sunbloc 1000

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."