Sunscreen Evangelist Pillows

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

The US election is over.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Sunburn Smilie

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.

Emergency sunscreen.

Sunbloc 1000