Sun Protection Proponent Pillows

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Solar Frankenstein

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Sunburn Smilie

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

He started worshipping Ra the Sun God just after we had the solar panels installed.

Emergency sunscreen.

Sunbloc 1000

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

Snowman with Sunblock

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

A statue on Easter Island with sunscreen.

"You should really wear a hat."

Elephant with a large tub of sunscreen.

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs,'