Sun Care Advocate Pillows

'You're the fairest of them all. That's why you have to use sunscreen.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"Wait! First put your cream on or you'll peel again."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Save the river.

Stop Human Footing

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Sea Change.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Frontex

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.