Sunblock Advocate Pillows

Snowman with Sunblock

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Sunblock

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

Sunburn Smilie

'Glorious day'

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

Emergency sunscreen.

Sunbloc 1000

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

A statue on Easter Island with sunscreen.

Total Scum Block

'Caught the sun?'