Sunblock Pillows

SPF 1000, the Sun Block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires who work on road crews.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Sunbathing with your PC.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Sunblock

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'Glorious day'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Emergency sunscreen.

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Sunbloc 1000

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Snowman with Sunblock

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'