Sunblock T-Shirts

SPF 1000, the Sun Block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires who work on road crews.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Sunbathing with your PC.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Sunblock

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

'Glorious day'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Emergency sunscreen.

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Sunbloc 1000

Snowman with Sunblock

'Did you remember sunscreen?'