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'I don't suppose you have any SPF 10,000 sun block?'

L-L-L-L-Lobster Face!

Camel carrying sun block.

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Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Sunbathers.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

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'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Holy moly!"

"How?"

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Sunblock

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'Glorious day'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Hot weather brings misery to millions.