Sunblock Aficionado Gifts

'I don't suppose you have any SPF 10,000 sun block?'

L-L-L-L-Lobster Face!

Camel carrying sun block.

SPF 1000, the Sun Block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires who work on road crews.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Sunbathers.

First Word

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Sunblock

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"How?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Holy moly!"

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Glorious day'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle