Sunblock Seeker Gifts

'Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen.'

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Relaxing in the Sun

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Taking it easy

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I blame global warming!'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'