Sun Seeker Gifts

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

Sunbathing Police Officer

'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

That's a material breach if I've ever seen one.

A giveaway tan line...

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Chillaxing!

'Is it humid today or what?'

'I got tired of having a farmer's tan.'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"The sea will doctor you now."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Never fails. Go away for a holiday and all Hell breaks loose.

Beer Parasol.

Christmas card on desert island.

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"Sure, it's an eyesore, but we get better time than anyone else in the neighborhood."

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

"Get me the coast!"

Solar powered tanning bed.