Sunseekers Gifts

Desert Sunbathing

'It was you who wouldn't go to the sandy beach.'

Holiday time.

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

"Privates Beach"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Shake! Good Dog."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I blame global warming!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

French wine

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"