Sunshine Seeker Gifts

Waiting for the Sun

An email finds you

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

'I've worked out how to keep our solar panels generating electricity during winter.'

"It's over. Go home."

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.

How Optimism Works

Renewable Energy

Solar bear.

'We'd better get out of the sun, sweety. That little thingy on your back just popped up.'

"Don't let this beautiful weather fool you into thinking everything's fine."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Are you absolutely positive you have no sun-block?'

Man who looks on bright side sells sunglasses.

"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."

' It says here....a typically quiet Spanish fishing village!'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"We swam. We made sand castles. I'm sorry, Michael – I thought you understood that this was just a summer thing."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Suggestion Box for the Wather.

10 percent chance of rain.

The Sun: Loading 25%.

Good morning!

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

Summertime

Spring ballpark errors.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

How Pessimism Works

'With this annoying sunshine, this is the only way to get the Glastonbury experience.'

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

"The fair-weather people are back."

Paycheck Beach Towel