Solar Seeker Gifts

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

Interest in using solar power waned after failed attempts to plug an electrical cord into the sun.

Solar and Wave Energy Research: 'We riding along on the crest of a wave and the sun is in the sky.'

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pina Coladas

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

Taking it easy

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Privates Beach"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I blame global warming!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"How about if we just winter in hell?"