Solar Solution Seeker Gifts

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Low-Energy Drinks

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

French wine

'I blame global warming!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Just Stop Boil

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"We're here to experience pleasure."