Sustainable Solution Seeker Gifts

"Try blowing on it."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Just Stop Boil

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Noisy energy?

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Nuclear generation of energy.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Litter Pick

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Ecology

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'