Sustainability Seekers Gifts

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

'It's all right - he IS bio-degradable.'

'And what happens after we've over-farmed the wind, and there's none left?'

Escape from Earth: Warning.

"We're phasing out coal and giving naughty children pamphlets on greener punishments alternatives."

Climate change

Recycling

'...and because you both seem to be interested in the environment, you can be assured your loved one will play an active part in the green revolution.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Just Stop Boil

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Litter Pick

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Ecology.