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"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

Sunbathing Police Officer

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

A giveaway tan line...

That's a material breach if I've ever seen one.

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Is it humid today or what?'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Chillaxing!

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Never fails. Go away for a holiday and all Hell breaks loose.

Beer Parasol.

Christmas card on desert island.

"Sure, it's an eyesore, but we get better time than anyone else in the neighborhood."

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

"Get me the coast!"

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"It says here... '...a typically quiet Spanish fishing village'."

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

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