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'Oh, the corner office is great. The sunlight's great for my plants.'

"This is all I could find in your price range - but it has a lot of natural light."

'Don't mind me, Dear.'

North Pole with Sundial.

"You spend your time hiding in dark corners, Mr Cockroach, so of course, your blood test shows a lack of vitamin D: you need sunshine..."

Snail with a skylight....

"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ."

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'I blame global warming!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine