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'Oh, the corner office is great. The sunlight's great for my plants.'

"This is all I could find in your price range - but it has a lot of natural light."

'Don't mind me, Dear.'

North Pole with Sundial.

"You spend your time hiding in dark corners, Mr Cockroach, so of course, your blood test shows a lack of vitamin D: you need sunshine..."

Snail with a skylight....

"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ."

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Privates Beach"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I blame global warming!'

French wine

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."