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"I joined because I like sand."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

This is my sunbathing rock.

Blizzards and traffic jams cripple southern Spain... I'll drink to that! (Couple on Brighton beach).

"Where are you from?"

Father-sun bonding.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Ready Knotted Handkerchiefs

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

"You'll see, babysitting him is an easy job on sunny days: He just sunbakes all day..."

"My beach bod isn't ready."

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Privates Beach"