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Summer Sketches - Cheerfully drifting down the stream of life

On holiday.

Beach con-man.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Relaxing in the Sun

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathing in Autumn

Taking it easy

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

"Privates Beach"