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'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'I blame global warming!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!