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"It looks as though our baby has found another spot on her chin."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Protest

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm a star!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

Death takes a holiday.

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

A woman bows to the crowd

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

Ah-Choo!

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"I didn't realize how much I needed to get away from that day-care grind."

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'