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"Tremaine, could I see you for a moment — alone?"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Courage. Love.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm a star!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

Before and After Thomas Edison

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

That's a street lamp, Steve.

A woman bows to the crowd

Snail with a skylight....

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

The last person to leave, please turn off the enlightenment.

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

The corner that Spring's around

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...