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It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Hospital Departments

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I'm a star!'

The Desert Island Package

Musical Eye Test

"Office of quality assurance"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

You need a new reading light

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A woman bows to the crowd

Idea/Theory

Illuminating agricultural production

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

Ah-Choo!

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"