Nightlight Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Hospital Departments

Tedious Romantic.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

The Fuse

Musical Eye Test

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Bat

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Idea/Theory

Illuminating agricultural production

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Moon Romance

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'I see you've heard the news.'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'ALP Electric Company'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."