Neon Light Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The villagers don't seem terribly keen on our neon Santa and Rudolph roof decorations.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Hospital Departments

Tedious Romantic.

Musical Eye Test

"Spaghetti Rave"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Europa Clipper

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Illuminating agricultural production

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

Moon Romance

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

Christmas in Space

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

"How the mighty have fallen!"